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Dec

laughingsquid:

Houndton Tabby, Portraits of ‘Downton Abbey’ Characters as Cats and Dogs

Doesn’t THIS LOOK FAMILIAR?

30

Jan

Shirley Maclaine to join Downton Abbey for season 3!
she’s going to be Cora’s mother! yayayayayayayaya awesome! shirley maclaine AND maggie smith?! it’s gonna be a sassy old lady fight to the DEATH!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2012/01/shirley-maclaine-to-join-downton-abbey-cast.html

Shirley Maclaine to join Downton Abbey for season 3!

she’s going to be Cora’s mother! yayayayayayayaya awesome! shirley maclaine AND maggie smith?! it’s gonna be a sassy old lady fight to the DEATH!

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2012/01/shirley-maclaine-to-join-downton-abbey-cast.html

24

Jan

Sir Richard Carlisle ( newspaper magnet, huge asshole)
ugh this guy. Mary’s gotta marry this guy because she shit the bed with Matthew. Richard is rich but like “New Money”rich, so Grandma Violet hates him.

Sir Richard Carlisle ( newspaper magnet, huge asshole)

ugh this guy. Mary’s gotta marry this guy because she shit the bed with Matthew. Richard is rich but like “New Money”rich, so Grandma Violet hates him.

19

Jan

Anna!!! (Head House Maid)
Oh anna everyone likes you, ‘specially Mister Bates.  Shit’s going down with his ex wife though. Watch your back girl!!

Anna!!! (Head House Maid)

Oh anna everyone likes you, ‘specially Mister Bates.  Shit’s going down with his ex wife though. Watch your back girl!!

13

Jan

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DANFORTH, IS THAT A COBWEB? I WOULD BE APPALLED, NOT TO MENTION SHAMED TO MY VERY BONES, IF A COBWEB HAD INDEED FORMED UNDER MY ROOF. THE DISAPPOINTMENT I WOULD FEEL IN WHOEVER ALLOWED SUCH A THING TO TRANSPIRE WOULD BE IMMEASURABLE. I SIMPLY COULDN’T BEAR TO KEEP SUCH A DISAPPOINTING INDIVIDUAL IN MY EMPLOY, AS I’M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.
MY EYES HAVE, UPON OCCASION, BEEN KNOWN TO PLAY TRICKS ON ME, OF COURSE. I AM NO LONGER YOUNG. IT’S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT WHAT I PERCEIVE IS JUST A TRICK OF THE LIGHT AND TOO MUCH MERLOT, AND THAT TERMINATING YOU IMMEDIATELY AND ENSURING YOU NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN WOULD BE A MISTAKE.
I AM GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES AND COUNT TO TEN, DANFORTH.
WHEN I OPEN THEM I TRUST I WILL NO LONGER SEE WHAT I THINK I’M SEEING.

reblogging this pic because homeboy is straight up smug ass Thomas!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DANFORTH, IS THAT A COBWEB? I WOULD BE APPALLED, NOT TO MENTION SHAMED TO MY VERY BONES, IF A COBWEB HAD INDEED FORMED UNDER MY ROOF. THE DISAPPOINTMENT I WOULD FEEL IN WHOEVER ALLOWED SUCH A THING TO TRANSPIRE WOULD BE IMMEASURABLE. I SIMPLY COULDN’T BEAR TO KEEP SUCH A DISAPPOINTING INDIVIDUAL IN MY EMPLOY, AS I’M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.

MY EYES HAVE, UPON OCCASION, BEEN KNOWN TO PLAY TRICKS ON ME, OF COURSE. I AM NO LONGER YOUNG. IT’S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT WHAT I PERCEIVE IS JUST A TRICK OF THE LIGHT AND TOO MUCH MERLOT, AND THAT TERMINATING YOU IMMEDIATELY AND ENSURING YOU NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN WOULD BE A MISTAKE.

I AM GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES AND COUNT TO TEN, DANFORTH.

WHEN I OPEN THEM I TRUST I WILL NO LONGER SEE WHAT I THINK I’M SEEING.

reblogging this pic because homeboy is straight up smug ass Thomas!

Mrs.Isobel Crawley!! Dear Cousin Matthew’s mom! ( and Simon Pegg’s mom in Shawn of the Dead!! but that’s another tumblr all together people!!)
Isobel is a little too much sometimes, she tries hard to fit in, and she butts heads with both Lady Cora and Violet the Dowager Countess. Who you don’t mess with, Maggie Smith will CUT YOU.

Mrs.Isobel Crawley!! Dear Cousin Matthew’s mom! ( and Simon Pegg’s mom in Shawn of the Dead!! but that’s another tumblr all together people!!)

Isobel is a little too much sometimes, she tries hard to fit in, and she butts heads with both Lady Cora and Violet the Dowager Countess. Who you don’t mess with, Maggie Smith will CUT YOU.

08

Jan

Mrs.Hughs! (Housekeeper)
Pretty much the co-boss ( with Mr.Carson ) ‘member when she could’ve left to hang with that farmer dude? she loves Downton. And loves working, and it would be pretty boring leaving the house to live on a farm. so I get it, she doesn’t think of herself as progressive but she is.

Mrs.Hughs! (Housekeeper)

Pretty much the co-boss ( with Mr.Carson ) ‘member when she could’ve left to hang with that farmer dude? she loves Downton. And loves working, and it would be pretty boring leaving the house to live on a farm. so I get it, she doesn’t think of herself as progressive but she is.

Lady Sybil Crawley!
The youngest of the Crawley family, the rebellious one!

Lady Sybil Crawley!

The youngest of the Crawley family, the rebellious one!

Mr Carson. (head butler)
Oh he’s the best right? and he loves Lady Mary. He loves the Crawley’s. HATES Sir Richard, but who doesn’t right? oh shit is that a spoiler? NEVER MIND!! time to polish the silver!

Mr Carson. (head butler)

Oh he’s the best right? and he loves Lady Mary. He loves the Crawley’s. HATES Sir Richard, but who doesn’t right? oh shit is that a spoiler? NEVER MIND!! time to polish the silver!